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Joker

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No pics sadly but in Masterton today Blue Forrester, cut out front bumper for FMIC and twin big bores... Full of fail tbh.

Collected a bunch of car crimes on my Blackberry in my last months travels, will try and trick the phone into releasing the pictures tomorrow and post.

Found 2 for a start....

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Ah, the Greater-spotted British Chav. They swoop down on unassuming economy cars and then cover them in excrement. In their basic language, they refer to it as "Mods, innit...."

Due to how their brains work, this makes them think that although the car is now TWICE as heavy, the 1.1litre 4pot engine is now "Faster then a Cossie, Bruv, innit...."

How I do not miss them.....

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 Firenza said:

Ah, the Greater-spotted British Chav. They swoop down on unassuming economy cars and then cover them in excrement. In their basic language, they refer to it as "Mods, innit...."

Due to how their brains work, this makes them think that although the car is now TWICE as heavy, the 1.1litre 4pot engine is now "Faster then a Cossie, Bruv, innit...."

How I do not miss them.....

in a way i can understand it - cos before i left the uk in 2005 i was paying $2000 a year to insure my gsx-r, $1000 a year to insure a 1.1 saxo, and another $1000 a year to insure a twnty odd year old transit camper. and that was as a 35 year old with a clean licence and full no claims.

car insurance is crippling back home, especially if you;re under 25. you do what you can afford to insure !!!

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Heck, i know! I was paying 6knzd for Third Party fire and theft on a 1.1l Fiat Cinquecento!

But if you can afford to spend 5k making the car look like giant turd, then you had 5k you could of put towards either making or buying a better car.

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 Firenza said:

Ah, the Greater-spotted British Chav. They swoop down on unassuming economy cars and then cover them in excrement. In their basic language, they refer to it as "Mods, innit...."

Due to how their brains work, this makes them think that although the car is now TWICE as heavy, the 1.1litre 4pot engine is now "Faster then a Cossie, Bruv, innit...."

How I do not miss them.....

although to be fair some of them swoop down on unassuming economy cars and make them truly remarkable. They dont have the same flair for backyard engine builders over there but some of the one off bodywork and effort put in is awesome, even if its not to my taste.

Plus you have to have a laugh at chav culture

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 Enervated said:

The mags on that integra I like.. would go great on some oldschool car... or keep that inegra factory white keep the blue mags and sack it on it's ass. :D

sorry which teg?? that white one just above has spraypainted bikkies.... :-X

hahahaha mags my arse.!

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