I've now had further tries with the fuel pump fuse removed, no luck.
Negative battery cable disconnected and the jumper connected directly to the battery cables (read a review that tried that way which worked, plus it worked for Joker too), no luck.
The two above methods at the same time, again no luck.
To me the clicking means the relay is engaging so it has enough for that but just can't draw enough current to turn the motor over.
I'll have a go with the usual jumper leads tomorrow to see if they can get it started the old fashioned way, or grab a new battery.
Regardless of battery health, if it can't get me started in a situation like this it isn't a whole heap of use to me as it'll never work when it's most needed.