I had this issue with my old v7. I just put it down to them replacing the fuel filter the day I took it away, come to think of it should have looked in to it a bit more - oh well long gone now.
Nearly put it through gfs neighbors house....
Bank + dark + really wet + reverse = soiled daks..
Lucky the car beached before sliding any further down.
Managed to get towed out with only having to mess the mesh up where the tow hook is, stupid Blitzens.
I think this is being looked at the wrong way...
They try to steal your car or your dog - you steal them... Put then in a well, and tell them to put the lotion on.
Simple.