My GF's uncle once woke up to a couple of dudes trying to break into his shed. He called the po-po and they said they didn't have any cars available to come and investigate.
So he waited a couple of minutes, called them back and said there were 2 guys trying to break into his shed so he shot them.
5 minutes later there's 4, yes 4, police cars in his driveway and 2 arrested would-be thieves.
Cops threw a bit of a nutter at him, like YOU SAID YOU SHOT THEM?!?! and he replied AND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY CARS AVAILABLE... I think they left it at that