Free Goat with Mitsubishi

[Jammasta]

ODD!!! haha

 

Mitsubishi offers free goat

22 May 2009

In a drive to help the rural community stave off the recession, Mitsubishi Motors is supporting primary productivity by offering a free goat with every new Triton sold before August.

"We firmly believe that New Zealand's recovery is in the hands of the rural sector and they're the people who are buying our utes," said MMNZ general manager of sales and marketing Peter Wilkins. "Goats, like our Tritons, are hardy, versatile units, which will integrate directly into existing farm operations".

"Goats improve farm productivity by providing an environmentally friendly defence against noxious weeds and they're a lot cheaper than toxic sprays".

"Goats also provide export commodities that can help improve our balance of payments. They grow a fine micron fleece, much like the renowned Merino, which can be used to produce high-quality garments. Goat's milk provides a nutritious alternative for the growing number of lactose intolerant people and while goat meat is seldom featured in Western restaurants, developing countries consume vast quantities," said Mr Wilkins.

"And, most importantly, there is no such thing as Goat Flu – so no threat to tourism. It's hard to see a downside," he added.

"At MMNZ, we are aware that three years of drought has severely depleted sheep and beef populations, so what better time to ‘float the goat'?" said Mr Wilkins. "We'll supply a free goat with every Triton sold before August and do our bit to loosen the grip of the recession".

"On the off chance that the purchaser already has enough goats or feels that goat herding is better left to those in drier climes, we'll supply a ‘no goat package' consisting of a five-year/100,000km extended warranty, five free WOF inspections, 5,000km road user charges, five years of roadside assistance and $500 of genuine or approved Triton accessories," Mr Wilkins said.

[Dv8er - FSTWRX]

LMAO WTF! ???

I can see a goat being way more of a hassle then its worth to most farmers who don't allready have a setup for goats

[nt_a_foz]

yeah goats are a pain in the arse on a farm haha

[Leese]

LMAO WTF

[RAYDEO]

i was talking to the local mitsi dealer in chch on the radio this morning it was crack up.

the buyer dosnt have to have to goat and theyre accually counting on people not wanting them

[Guest STiEVO]

 RAYDEO said:

i was talking to the local mitsi dealer in chch on the radio this morning it was crack up.

the buyer dosnt have to have to goat and theyre accually counting on people not wanting them

yeah on talk back they said you have a choice of a 5 yr extended warranty or a goat.

on another note ideal cars have been running a promotion where if you pay the window price for a car on the yard you go into the draw to win your purchase price back or you can take a goat instead.

[Old Skool Subbie]

My Grandad got a goat many years ago. he thougth it would be good to keep the lawns low.

it hated my grandma for some reason and would try head butting her.

It also ate the washing.

so after a week it was seen leaving in the back of the old owners car :

[nzkaosnz]

we had a goat... we live in mt wellington akl, and back onto a school. didnt eat grass fast enough - so bought a lawnmower. and our lawn is only about the size of a double car garage.

[subieboy]

It hit the headlines here on radio...

ABC612 FTW

[Guest]

that is almost enough to make me buy a triton. just for the goat.

[DRFVDR]

goats are browsers not grazers thats why they dont eat grass very good

oh and they Yummy

[Guest STiEVO]

 DRFVDR said:

goats are browsers not grazers thats why they dont eat grass very good

oh and they Yummy

+1 hangi or a curry mmmmmmmmmmmm