Car Crimes

[gazzy2000]

top comment sums it up nicely http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/ferrari/auction-531454300.htm

[ADIKT]

 gazzy2000 said:

top comment sums it up nicely http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/ferrari/auction-531454300.htm

will sound closer to a ferrari then those shitty mr2 ferrari lookalikes

[newsuba]

Not with a wheezy Pontiac Fiero v6 as the base.

Twin -turbos no help.

Both of these belong in a crusher

Another POS Ferrari replica copy.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/ferrari/replica/auction-532116362.htm

[Guest]

Interesting gt35 and he has no idea if its 4wd or rwd guess it hasnt been raped in his possesion. Fuk that exhaust flange is interesting also...and the hose clamp on the air filter has come off too.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/nissan/primera/auction-540630327.htm

[bford]

same set up as turbo celica?whats the crime,too much effort?

[Guest]

I actually dont mind it little bit funny but he really has no fuckin idea what hes selling the last guy who sold it built it so he was straight up about it.

[newsuba]

 bford said:

same set up as turbo celica?whats the crime,too much effort?

Crap bodykit.

Crappy interior.

Crappier under bonnet.

Put a match to it now.

[Johnnynz]

 evowrx said:

Interesting gt35 and he has no idea if its 4wd or rwd guess it hasnt been raped in his possesion. Fuk that exhaust flange is interesting also...and the hose clamp on the air filter has come off too.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/nissan/primera/auction-540630327.htm

Far from the worst offender in this thread, but not my cup of tea.

Is it just me that hates those kits? There is 3 R32 Skylines around Wanganui with similar flare out at the base kits, fucking heinous IMO.

[Johnnynz]

"This car is a show car that is in as new condition in every aspect of the word."

[QRAF]

i laughed out loud

if only he\'d kept it like the engine simple.

[Firenza]

Has he just had WRX seats covered in leather, then stuck a recaro badge on them? Thats pretty cheeky :

[greatdanz]

i know this loser car, and the guy who owns it.. seriously why would you bother??? and rekons can keep up/beat a sti lol

[QRAF]

i know of some fast familas an wouldn\'t doubt it could beat a sti.

in saying that i could find a sti that would beat that as well. :

I like my familas having owned one myself an apart from the interior an a new paint job its not bad.

each to there own but black leather would of looked so much better.

an remove all body modification ;D

[greatdanz]

 QRAF said:

i know of some fast familas an wouldn\'t doubt it could beat a sti.

in saying that i could find a sti that would beat that as well. :

I like my familas having owned one myself an apart from the interior an a new paint job its not bad.

each to there own but black leather would of looked so much better.

an remove all body modification ;D

this one wont! lol its still running stock engine management, $30k spent with no link?? it went past my job the other day and it was blowing out white smoke! bet you he didnt say that in the auction! still ill rather punch myself in the balls then be caught driving this

[G-unit]

remove engine and fit to a stockish shell ;D be so much better, love gtx\'s but not that 1

[optmspotts]

Found this on a Mitsi Evo 8 on TradeMe:

[bailin]

He says in the the auction that its "Surprisingly still up for sale" LOL i certainly dont think so! its been ruined! and no doubt been flogged! LOL

[optmspotts]

 bailin said:

He says in the the auction that its "Surprisingly still up for sale" LOL i certainly dont think so! its been ruined! and no doubt been flogged! LOL

Considering emailing him to advise that the car will likely sell if it weren\'t for that dildo on the shifter...

[ADIKT]

 optmspotts']

[quote name='bailin said:

He says in the the auction that its "Surprisingly still up for sale" LOL i certainly dont think so! its been ruined! and no doubt been flogged! LOL

/quote]

Considering emailing him to advise that the car will likely sell if it weren\'t for that dildo on the shifter...

I dont think the knob has much to do with the car selling or not.... its simple to remove and replace a knob with another...

[Joker]

no crime? maybe at half the price I\'d think about it

[gazzy2000]

 JoKer said:

no crime? maybe at half the price I\'d think about it

no, no crime, sorry meant to be in TM thread

[Guest]

 B-MAGIC']

[quote name='optmspotts said:

Found this on a Mitsi Evo 8 on TradeMe:

img]http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv241/SimonSiknasty/244421846.jpg[/img]

lol member on here evowrx cousins car if i recall?/crack up lol

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/auction-538959731.htm

Not a cousin hes an ex mate I dont have any mates that play with dildos that big only small ones.

[petrolheadjman]

Why on earth would you swap the recaro\'s for seats made out of cardboard that look like they belong in a honda? Some people

[bailin]

 petrolheadjman said:

Why on earth would you swap the recaro\'s for seats made out of cardboard that look like they belong in a honda? Some people

probably because he jizzed all over them when playing with his big dildo? :-\ :-X

[Joker]

on;y need to watch 3 or 5 seconds of it

1st half of vid is only mildly entertaining