Tip for the day

[stira]

Just in the process of buying a new pajero, so trading in the old one. To clean down the handbrake hole break out the air gun and compressor and blast away. works a treat. also very good on little bits of crap in cracks.

[D-Style]

If somthing can't be fixed with a hammer, then its an electrical problem.

[Guest keltik]

Nothing good ever happens after 2am.

[Guest Dazza]

 D-Style said:

If somthing can't be fixed with a hammer, then its an electrical problem.

lmao so true...

[Guest]

another tip...

to get dust outta those small gaps etc, use a small paint brush, works mint

[wrx_lou]

 necsis said:

another tip...

to get dust outta those small gaps etc, use a small paint brush, works mint

sweet, the dust in the mrs's gaps been annoying me for ages.

[WRXER]

Bahahah that sounds so wrong ;D

[subieboy]

 WRXER said:

Bahahah that sounds so wrong ;D

+1

[Guest keltik]

Until you get it on the red line overload, You'll never know what you can do until you get it up as high as you can go!

Hiiiiiighwaaaay to the DANGER ZONE

[DRFVDR]

 keltik said:

Until you get it on the red line overload, You'll never know what you can do until you get it up as high as you can go!

Hiiiiiighwaaaay to the DANGER ZONE

+1

Found out that the RX doesnt seem to have a rev cut redline on rev counter 6500 was doing 7500 changes on weekend

[Shale]

If it looks like it's fine to hit with a hammer, it probably isn't.

This includes suspension tophats, and Impreza outer guards.

[Joker]

dont stay the night or meet her kids..

[wrx_lou]

Drink milk with spicy food. It puts a lining around your throat and stomache, making eating spicy things easier.

[Shale]

On that note, if you are served yoghurt with spicy food (like Indian), it's even more potent than milk

[Guest dcornie]

do not do a lance

approxiamately twenty minutes ago lance started to do an oil change on his car. he took the sump plug out and drained his oil into a bucket, little did he realise that he had left his wallet in the bottom of the bucket, needless to say he is now cleaniing out his wallet ;D ;D

[wrx_lou]

When having sex with chickens, make sure to position them on their back. This way they will peck your stomach as aposed to your genitals.

[Guest]

 wrx_lou said:

When having sex with chickens, make sure to position them on their back. This way they will peck your stomach as aposed to your genitals.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-smurff

[Guest]

 Big_Dave said:

do not do a lance

approxiamately twenty minutes ago lance started to do an oil change on his car. he took the sump plug out and drained his oil into a bucket, little did he realise that he had left his wallet in the bottom of the bucket, needless to say he is now cleaniing out his wallet ;D ;D

You ****.

[Guest]

 Big_Dave said:

do not do a lance

+1

[dubbedup]

 jake_the_muss']

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do not do a lance

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+1

+2

[stira]

 wrx_lou said:

When having sex with chickens, make sure to position them on their back. This way they will peck your stomach as aposed to your genitals.

Hahhahaha, you have obviously learnt from past mistakes

[NotAWhiteGTB]

 wrx_lou said:

When having sex with chickens, make sure to position them on their back. This way they will peck your stomach as aposed to your genitals.

It also helps if you wrap them in duct tape, it stops them from exploding.

When the last tool you have is a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail.

Just because she has a hot arse, oarsome boobies and looks 21, doesnt mean shes legally over 16. And if she looks like that and is 16 doesnt mean she is disease free either...

[WRXER]

 NotAWhiteGTB said:

Just because she has a hot arse, oarsome boobies and looks 21, doesnt mean shes legally over 16. And if she looks like that and is 16 doesnt mean she is disease free either...

Awwww snap

[sickmatesick]

If you cant find anything to clean your grubby hands, use some of ya mrs' makeup remover. Works a treat

[666SubSpeed]

or if your hand are really greasy use washing powder(ie cold power surf)

caution!!! will dry out your hands and maby even burn a little but saves you from having your ass kicked by the missis for putting black hand prints everywhere!!