Car Crimes

[sultan]

that is the epitome of bad taste. i can't think of many ways to make it look worse. perhaps a GT wing.

[newsuba]

Needs the red front seats from this one...

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/evo/auction-470773548.htm

[94 Leone]

Those chromes look disgusting.

[BlkPnthr]

Saw this in town last night. Why would you do that ???

Can't see from the pic, but its a purple Honda Legend.. so may offer some explaination

[slystiguy]

[94 Leone]

is that blue tack? or suction cups?

otherwise, roof racks are cool. ;D

[slystiguy]

suction cups. had it taped to the subaru racks. It was the only way I could get it home ;D

[wrx_lou]

What are they going on? Would look the shit on something oldschool.

[ryn]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/nissan/fairlady/auction-442904046.htm

[ODB]

 ryn said:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/nissan/fairlady/auction-442904046.htm

"Car into the gas outlet device modification.Car speed after 4,000, 5,000, 6,000 turn, the original configuration can not keep up the inlet and outlet. Modified to ensure that the compressed air is cleaner, good on gas equipment"

???

Id be scared if I bought that car that it would turn into a deceptikon and kill me!

[B4 2000]

hmmmm, who ever wrote the description doesn't really speak English. They probably wrote the description in their mother language and Google translate it into English. Now it makes no sense at all

ill have a go at cracking this gibberish,

- They will refit original kit, front and rear bumper (Auto refitting about the front and rear chassis)

- Car has new mags and tires fitted (replaced a new original factory tire recently)

- Modified with intake and exhaust, maybe re-tuned to suit?? (Car into the gas outlet device modification.Car speed after 4,000, 5,000, 6,000 turn, the original configuration can not keep up the inlet and outlet. Modified to ensure that the compressed air is cleaner)

- Car is great on fuel (good on gas equipment)

anyone can do a better job than that? lol ;D

[Swindog]

Man, i thought i was going crazy or my lisdexia was playing up lol

[Guest]

 B4 2000 said:

hmmmm, who ever wrote the description doesn't really speak English. They probably wrote the description in their mother language and Google translate it into English. Now it makes no sense at all

ill have a go at cracking this gibberish,

- They will refit original kit, front and rear bumper (Auto refitting about the front and rear chassis)

- Car has new mags and tires fitted (replaced a new original factory tire recently)

- Modified with intake and exhaust, maybe re-tuned to suit?? (Car into the gas outlet device modification.Car speed after 4,000, 5,000, 6,000 turn, the original configuration can not keep up the inlet and outlet. Modified to ensure that the compressed air is cleaner)

- Car is great on fuel (good on gas equipment)

anyone can do a better job than that? lol ;D

its got a fuel reg coz factory couldnt keep up after 4000/5000/6000rpm...?

[QRAF]

i don't see any regulator but i do see i k&n pod filter so i'm guessing they mean it rev's better after 4000, 5000, 6000 rpm and runs better and gets better mileage from it.

[johnny5]

i see a cool air intake a nos fogger system it has aic control direct port nitrous, a motec exhaust system and a stand alone engine management system not a bad way to spend 10 thousand dollars lololo

[mattapo]

I wonder if they have written in a different language and put it through a conversion programme

[94 Leone]

Totally converted from a pictionary, and a game of charades!

[Swindog]

 94 Leone said:

Totally converted from a pictionary, and a game of charades!

would that the detomaso charades?

[ryn]

Thought it would be welcomed here, haha.

Cracked it Abdul

[Guest]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/toyota/auction-461664538.htm

[ADIKT]

 monkey said:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/toyota/auction-461664538.htm

seen worse....

[QRAF]

i just love the sheet metal use in the bumper and engine bay.

He must work with it at a guess.

[Guest]

"runs 320hp on 8pound boost can be wound up to 22pound"

says it all...on 400cc injectors too.

[ryn]

Drop another 200mm?? Does he know how much 200mm is? If that's "sitting high" dropped another 200mm is just sick bae!!!

[Swindog]

il let u see all paper work after i c proof of funds as hav had way to many people window shopping

From: Trade Me <[email protected]>

To: [email protected]

Proof of what funds? He doesnt have a price on it and its worthless with dead plates. He told me hes spent 20k on it. My thoughts are .... spend 20k and let the plates lapse? I dont think so. Bet ya he wants 15k or something stupid.