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Man thats hideous, looks like its come out of a different version of the human centipede movie lol

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never thought you could get eye cancer from a video : well.......

 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Joker said:

never thought you could get eye cancer from a video : well.......

 

Good god wtf.

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Damn... that channel posts some complete s*** but that takes the cake.

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10 minutes ago, Loren said:

It's a piss take.

 

I think the original video is, but then that deeply stupid DIY & Crafts page has posted it as if it's serious?

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The wobble is what finally convinced me that they are taking the piss.

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Damn that sits so far forward.

 

I find the newer maloo/fpv/hsv etc that have stickers stating how many HP they make over the top. Like it was cool when they had 351, Hemi 6, 440, decals etc but I just find "585hp" or "351hp" pure w**k factor. Partly because I don't really like v8s, because my car makes less power, and it's just egotistical. Wouldn't catch a Japanese car with stated hp figures on the sides. 

 

Also sticker packs from eBay, one guy had yokohama/Bridgestone and many other tyre brands all on his late model crx haha 

 

Edit: cos I don't have a pic of said v8, I'll upload this instead. Really not that bad if he's just trolling. Which I think he is hahaIWUd9um.jpg

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the w**k numbers on those cars is actually part of the car model name.

:D

most modern audis have had their motors way out over the front axle line too.

but euros have long lost the plot with model numbers.

where once they told how big a motor was now they are either nostalgic eg. c63 or seemingly meaningless eg. x5 m40.

 

meanwhile, is a jimny dressed up to look like an amg g-wagen crime or not ?

i kinda like it...

 

someone-turned-the-s-5.jpg

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The more I look at that jimny the more I'm like f*** it you did a good job you do you 😂

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That Jimny I'm sure is made by a Japanese company. They do other Jimny conversions too, haha 

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On 10/05/2020 at 5:57 AM, swamp said:

Wouldn't catch a Japanese car with stated hp figures on the sides. 

Mitsubishi did it with the evo. FQ400 for example

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12 hours ago, ADIKT said:

Mitsubishi did it with the evo. FQ400 for example

Subaru did it too, with the 360. for that is the number of degrees in each rotation of the engine.

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this might be an actual crime https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/car-parts-accessories/wheels-tyres/tyres/listing-2623382725.htm

 

"Brand new Tyres"

 

nearly 20 years old (never been used)

 

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mind you I am thinking about grabbing them for the WRX should it ever head back to the track LOL

 

and to Elaborate for those confused : Tires do have a 'date code' stamped in them, barely visible in the listing, but its there

 

 

  

On 6/05/2020 at 11:21 AM, kws said:

Looks like 495, so 4th week of 1995

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Hi Newsuba i hear a rumour that you old yellow sti has been sold..

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yep, it's return to palmy was shortlived, didn't know it was for sale, i might have been tempted back...

no idea who bought it but the car was in very good nick.

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